Dear deviantArt,

I would just like to tell you that I am not supportive of Team Jacob. While bestiality may be acceptable to some people, the bible is strictly against it:

Leviticus 20:15-16 (NIV)
If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

I'm guessing Team Edward would be better. I cannot find anything specifically against necrophilia. But Edward is just creepy looking.

In conclusion, I have no interest in being on either of the Twilight teams. I would like to join team seeker. I have a sword of truth (if you know what I mean). By the way, why did Kahlan randomly stop wearing white in the second season? Did I miss something?

-aseaofflames

P.S. Have a great April Fools Day.